About

What do you need to know about me?

My turn-offs are toothless smiles, hoarders, creepers, pedos, egoism, musclebound douchebags, animal abusers, overuse of cologne/body spray, and Wal Mart employees.  Oh, and don’t forget loud eaters.  Loud eaters should be sterilized.

My turn ons are sushi, movie-lovers, book-readers, humor, people with good hygiene, brutal honesty, people who text me with complete words and punctuation.  For example, this is bad: How r u?  Orly?   Also bad?  When you type like that in your Tweets or Facebook statuses.